Saturday, May 24, 2008

The Most Annoying Man On The Internet

Writen by Lance Winslow

Who is the most annoying man on the Internet today? That is hard to say considering there are some 13 Billion pages out there isn't it? Well let's say we wanted to find the most annoying, despicable or obnoxious man on the Internet today? What would the criteria be? How would we pick such a figure? Indeed it seems that it would be tough to single out just one man as the most obnoxious or annoying person wouldn't it?

Well we could pick someone out who was successful and opinionated? Someone who was always in everyone's face like a John Mac Enroe or a Denis Rodman, but to do so would be to deny they entertain us and so that wouldn't be the right person. Plus as obnoxious as those people are, they are indeed extremely talented. Of course we could pick Donald Trump, his is somewhat success and always in everyone's face, although he is entertaining and often he is right about things. Plus he dates some very fine women, so all in all, he should be fired from the list of the most annoying man on the Internet.

What about an Internet Marketeer? One who has a website, but no way to contact him? How about a man who builds a website telling you to buy his stuff and the only contact is an order form or "Free Junk Mail" in your inbox, hyping his wares each week? Now that would be totally annoying wouldn't it? But there are so many of those folks out there, aren't there? Well let's pick one who has a website which is nothing more than an 18-20 sales letter using one line or two-line sentences or paragraph after paragraph of hype and no substance. Every few paragraphs with link to the order page?

How about someone who sales books and tapes on how to help you sell, by selling you "how to sell tapes and books?" Why not pick someone who can never decide which font or size of type to use and continually uses BOLD and italic print? Someone who sucks you into each paragraph thinking your will learn something only to quickly grab your attention into the next using the latest psycho-babble BS?

Who would you pick for the most annoying man on the Internet in a day and age of so many phony baloney, BS Artists, who either use a fake name or a modification of their name and sale crap on the Internet? The one's who waste your time and then expect for you to buy something from them? How could we ever choose; they are all a dime a dozen and they are everywhere? So, I guess we couldn't pick just one of them out could we? Do you know there are actually people who aspire to be just like that? It's true, think on this in 2006.

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